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Ok it's happening

I'm not going to class. I started making a pizza 30 min before I was supposed to leave for my logic class. The pizza was done with enough time to spare but that would have left me with no time to eat it. So I'm not going to class. This is the first class I have just not gone to since I've started, and by most peoples standards that's good. Logic class blows. All he does is read his lecture notes verbatim. Jeff is going to class, so if there by some miracle is anything covered that's not in the note I can get it from him. This isn't something I plan on making a habit of. I generally enjoy the act of going to class, but this time it's not going to happen.
I got a shift for work tonight at 6:00pm so all I have to do is get Saturday covered and I can come home this weekend for Cheryl's birthday. YAY.

• Gallons of lemonade: 9


• Loafs of bread: 5

Some other guy's hella funny dreams

Ok this guy has some hella funny dreams i kinda get the fealing that some of them are maid up, but their funny anyway.
Ten Shit Dreams I Have Had

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The breakdown

• Gallons of lemonade: 7


• Loafs of bread: 4


• Oz Grape Jelly: 22


• Oz Peanut Butter: 28

First day of work

I miss Lloyd. Frank wasn't there, so I haven't met him yet, but the store runs like shit. Everything is dirty and disorganized. They have assigned running side work, it blows. It's supposed to be so there is accountability or whatever, but all it ends up is shit runs out and if the person it's assigned to isn't there right then they go without or wait till they get there and yell at them for it or something. If shit's empty Fucking fill it god damn it. They don't have catsup on the tables, you have to get a ramican of it. They have the knives for bread over by the salads; and the bread, bread boards, and butter across the way. It's retarded. The main expo thing is flipped, that's just sort of irritating. The woman that was doing expo struck me as a moron. The employees so far are cool, but the girl I was following, apparently has been there forever, but she blows. There is no discipline, they just put stuff where they are and leave it for someone else, they don't have enough knives. Food takes forever. They give you one black butt napkin, it's yours your responsible for keeping it clean. What good does it do you other than strictly for picking up hot shit. What happens when you have to clean something up? What happens when it gets nasty at the beginning of your shift? You go the rest of the night with a fucking dirty butt towel.
I miss Lloyd.

• Gallons of lemonade: 7


• Loafs of bread: 3